The Christian Bear

There was a man who one day didnt feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.He was out in the bush when he was aproched from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didnt bother to pick it up.He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he triped over its root.He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and prayed:"Dear lord, Please let this bear be a christian."the bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands, closed his eyes and said: "Dear lord, Thankyou for the food that i am about to recieve"